Packed with pretenders, failing tyrants and horrendous for-and-againsts, this year's top eight stinks like the inside of a cab.
In fact, it's so flyblown that it's mathematically possible all eight sides could bow out in straight sets.
Here's why.
Canberra Raiders
Some clubs have barnstormed in to the top eight, others squatted. In the Raiders case, they have trespassed.
With two wins from their last seven and a squad thinner than Matt Frawley's salad, this side is literally here to...