Is Cooper Cronk Kermit? If so, then who is Fozzie Bear? One thing that's clear from Ricky Stuart's spray at the "muppets" who criticised his decision to rest Jarrod Croker - it's not easy being green.
That's why the Canberra Raiders coach wanted Croker to play his 300th NRL game at Canberra Stadium - to create "one of the biggest events we've had for a player in Canberra".
And it's already shaping up as a big one - despite the Green Machine taking on one of the lowest-drawing crowds at Canberra Stadium, the New Zealand Warriors, on Friday night.