How often would someone be happy about a fractured sternum?
You can bet a few at the Belconnen United Sharks are - just quietly - given it saw player-coach Zac Patch pack his bags in Queensland and return to Canberra.
The Sharks will head to Greenway Oval on Saturday to face the Tuggeranong Bushrangers in a top-four showdown with Patch at the helm, sparking hope Belconnen could claim their first Canberra Raiders Cup title in 11 years.